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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #101
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God did

why does safety glass break into squares with pointy corners, instead of circles?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:42 AM // 02:42   #102
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because pointy corner are safer then circles.

Why do you park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:49 AM // 02:49   #103
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because parking and driving were opposite once...

why does the earth revolve around the sun?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #104
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Because the sun doesnt revolve around the earth.

Why do people from Canada always say "eh"?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:54 AM // 02:54   #105
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I think the answer to that one is simply mass. Guess that kinda breaks the point of this thread, though...

Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:55 AM // 02:55   #106
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bacause they dont...

why is it that you cant please everyone?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #107
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Because saying e i o or u would just sound silly

If corn has ears and potatoes eyes what does tomatoes have
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #108
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well...peaches have pits...


why is it that this smiley is totally overused?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:00 AM // 05:00   #109
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Because laughing is healthy.

If Robin is also known as Boy Wonder, is he the son of Wonderwoman?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:21 AM // 05:21   #110
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No, in secret wonderwoman is a nun

If u were king of the world would u live in space and blow up the earth?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:27 AM // 05:27   #111
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No, I'd crush it with giant Cheeze-Its.

Do you like air?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:28 AM // 05:28   #112
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No, it is on suicide mode already. Give and take a couple of years...

Why do mothers always use our middle names when threatening?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:28 AM // 05:28   #113
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@htb: Offcourse not! Then I would have nothing to rule over!

@ previous: because then they have longer to think clearly in their rage

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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:32 AM // 05:32   #114
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They don't... "OMG CHANGE BULB NOOBZ!!!"

Do you have jello?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:37 AM // 05:37   #115
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Yes I do.

Do you have soda?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:38 AM // 05:38   #116
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Yeah.

You wanna soda?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:38 AM // 05:38   #117
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why yes, yes i do

are you straight-edge (For those of you that don't know straight-edge means drug and alcohol free)?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:53 AM // 05:53   #118
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Purple Pants Guy
They don't... "OMG CHANGE BULB NOOBZ!!!"

Do you have jello?
THAT was priceless! Wow, you just made my day!

And to Continue the Thread:

Answer: We're doing Dumb Questions here: Asking someone if they're straight-edge is a personal and thought-provoking comment (people have lots of different reasons for being, or not being, straight edge).

Question: Why am I skirting the question at hand?

And why are so many warriors such jerks?

(Fun Fact: My initials are JLO so my friends nicknamed me Jello in Elementary School so yes, I have Jello! I AM JELLO!)
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:53 AM // 05:53   #119
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Because there aren't enough jerks of the other kind.

Why Peter Pan? Why not Peter Pot? :P
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:40 AM // 06:40   #120
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Cos the producer was high on pot when he made the movie...
Why does god never smite the evil ppl
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